Kenwas are declarations set by high Kennyist authorities. Only High Priests, Priests, Elite Disciples, and Pope Scoop can issue them. Kenwas dictate orders of punishment to those who Kenny dislikes.
Outstanding Kenwas[]
Name: Michael Bay
Issued by: High Priest Bloxx
Offence: Destroying the Teenage Murant Ninja Turtles
Punishment: Lizzie
Name: Glen Mazzara
Issued by: Elite Disciple Katie
Offence: Being a cunt
Punishment: Genital mutilation
Name: Laurie Holden
Issued by: Elite Disciple Katie
Offence: Playing Andrea badly
Punishment: Lizzie's 12 inch plastic
Name: Justin Bieber
Issued by: Elite Disciple Paul "Jesus" Monroe
Offence: Multiple crimes in which he did stupid shit, also is a total douchedick.
Punishment: Crucification while being anally abused.
Name: Chris Brown
Issued by: Elite Disciple Paul "Jesus" Monroe
Offence: Beating an okay singer. Being a shitty rapper.
Punishment: Tied to a Lamborghini and dragged through a cactus field at high speed.
Name: RayWilliamJohnson
Issued by: Pope Scoop
Offence: Not having swag or the ability to make a semi-decent fucking YouTube video.
Punishment: Forced to cough in front of Carol Peletier.
Name: Daryl Dixon
Issued by: Elite Disciple Jesus
Offence: Being the attraction of the show despite having no interesting storylines or character development.
Punishment: Tied to a cross and shot by every Kennyist with a crossbow.
Name: PewDiePie
Issued by: Elite Disciple Jesus
Offence: Being the most annoying YouTuber and overrated.
Punishment: Cactus Dildo'd
Name: SpinoRaptor24
Issued by: Pope Scoop
Offence: Insulting our Lord and Saviour, Kenny.
Punishment: All limbs amputated, impaled on a balcony.
Name: YoungAnarchy
Issued by: Elite Disciple Katie
Offence: Being a cunt.
Punishment: Lizzie and Mika tag-team.
Name: Nicki Minaj
Issued by: Elite Jesus, requested by Disciple Zora.
Offence: Being a terrible singer & "rapper".
Punishment: Oral cactus dildo'd while coughing infront of Carol.
Name: CamTheWoot
Issued by: High Priest Bloxxasourus
Offence: Being a Kennyism hatah
Punishment: Forced to suck the anons dieeecckkkkkkkkkzzzzzz
Name: Maddog48
Issued by: Elite Disciple Zora
Offence: Declaration of War against Kenny's love, Egotistically making an entire Empire based around himself.
Punishment: Invaded and shot by Every Kennyist with a gun.
Name: WikiaFrog
Issued by: Elite Disciples Zora and Katie
Offence: Homophobia and Kennytheism.
Punishment: Zora's motherfucking Salt lick.
Name: Twinkie102
Issued by: Elite Disciple Zora, by the request of Disciple and Unofficial Official Manager of Kennytropolis Phazon8058
Offence: Being a Kennytheist and claiming that Kenny's followers are wierdos.
Punishment: Hop on the subway of Kennytropolis after midnight, have the powerplant explode so that the subway ends up stopping. The power plant takes months to replace, so he slowly starves to death in the metal death trap that is the subway.
Name: DarkSydePhil (DSPGaming)
Issued by: Elite Disciple GhostWolf716
Offence: Being a dick to his fans and insulted Kenny during his playthough of The Walking Dead on Youtube.
Punishment: Fed to 4Chan
Name: Doctor Pug
Issued By: Elite Disciple Zora at the request of Disciple Phazzy
Offence: Refusal to pledge.
Punishment: After a trip to the International Space Station, he will be loaded onto a Soyuz space vessel for a return trip to earth. During undocking, the Soyuz will "accidentally" depressurize, causing him to burst like a balloon. No seriously, his head will pop like a zit on a teenager's face.
Name: Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt
Issued By: Elite Disciple Glaive
Offence: Being sexist, a dick, and always pointing out Kenny's flaws.
Punishment: A warhammer shoved up his canal, and forced Lizzie penetration.
Name: Kovarro
Issued By: Elite Disciple Zora
Offence: Disrespecting Kenny and Showing love to Beth Greene and Ben Paul. Also thinks extras are better than actual characters
Punishment: Seeing Beth and Ben die before being squashed by a salt lick. Then forced to watch Woodbury Resident 11 raped to death by Lizzie.
Name: Emily Kinney
Issued By: Pope Scoop
Offence: Why the fuck is there a Beth Greene?
Punishment: Head smashed in with Lucille by Negan.
Name: AlVan
Issued by: Disciple Derkfgt
Offence: Liking TV Andrea
Punishment: Forced to watch Chief Keef music videos
Name: Disciple Daniel123Shaw123
Issued by: Executioner/Former Elite Disciple Negan
Offense: Desrespecting other Kennyists, promotes himself to Elite Disciple and vandalizing the Kennyism members page.
Punishment: Slaughtered like a pig while tied upside down, and forced Lizzie's penetration.
Name: Bill Carver
Issued by: Elite Disciple Katie
Offence: Beating Kenny up and destroying his eye
Punishment: Choking to death on Kenny's mighty beard hair, or bash his head in with a crowbar.
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